Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Montreal
Job: Screw Man
I am the video word made flesh.
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Latest Flash Reviews
When I first began watching, I realized the audio sounded familiar, though the credit to WKUK didn't help me out much as I don't believe I've listened to any of their other stuff. I've heard this one before though (and possibly even seen it animated by someone else).
The actual animation and drawings were uninteresting. Typical stick people a la Cyanide and Happiness. The animation was decent, but in terms of visuals, I was extremely annoyed at how you simply layered the face details onto the heads so that the blood spatter appeared the same when a character's mouth was open (instead of having an empty mouth). It didn't look polished and it would have been relatively easy to avoid.
The gun was ugly and I've seen it too many times.
I didn't feel like the lip sync was very good, but as you say - it's one of the first movies you lip synced, so by that regard you did well.
Despite having an audio track that you simply had to stick in, you actually had audio clipping issues. Considering you didn't even record the track and I guarantee there is nothing wrong with the track, you should have played around a bit to fix it considering you did something to break it.
All in all it was just OK. I feel like more effort should have been made on your end to entertain rather than relying on the audio to win your laughs.
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This one's really COOL.
When I say COOL, I mean it in the proper sense of the word. Not COOL like cold, not COOL like "hey that was COOL" but COOL like "I'm the biggest dick motherfucker you know. Be COOL, brother."
Awesome work. I could see myself sharing a dance with the old man over your headless body.
Author's Response:
ROFL get in the line man.
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Ahahaha, I loved it.
It wasn't as filthy-dirty-funny as Vomit, perhaps, but it was still gory and charming. I love how you play upbeat music while all the violence goes on. It makes it all so much more fun.
Nice work! I look forward to seeing more from you. Always remember me as your first fan.
Fived!
P.S. Excellent penis mutilation!
Author's Response:
Thanks! YOU'll ALWAYS BE MY # 1 FAN!!! that sounds kinda gya but its true!
The penis mutilation is pretty awesome
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Latest Audio Reviews
I feel confident in saying that you are the most distinguished and talented artist in the Audio Portal. Of course that could be put up for debate, as people are attracted to and affected by different genres depending on their tastes, but as far as I'M concerned, I have yet to find someone here with the amount of ability you possess.
Your combination of emotional melodies, perfect haunting sounds, and interesting lyrics is so well defined - it's obvious that you have something to say, and you say it well. This is clear to me because I can truly get lost in your music, just close my eyes and feel.
I can hear a likeness to Radiohead in there. Your voice is similar to Thom Yorke's, though there is a quality in yours that I feel I may prefer.
I've been bored with my music, and I check your userpage once in a while to see what's up. This is exactly what I needed. You are a breath of fresh air. This is the music I wish I had written, the music I feel I completely and totally GET, the stuff that creeps inside and does things to me.
I apologize for the lengthy fanboy review, but I have not reviewed any of your other tracks (many of which I feel as strongly about as this one), and I am just so very moved by your music (as if I hadn't made that evident enough already).
I look forward to seeing your music in the NG store and hearing more from you.
All hail the Bastard.
Author's Response:
Hey man. No apologies needed, always nice to receive positive comments, so, many thanks, much appreciated. (hopefully not too long till the CD is in the Store now, I won't hold my breath though:)
Have a goodun
KB
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Amazing melody. Mind blowing. I love how simple the lead is over the bouncing chords that drive it. The synths sound perfect.
The whole thing combined is so god damn good. I keep listening to it. I love the reverb. I like how the squeeking arp sounds almost like whistling in the background. I don't think you intended for this, but it has an amazing effect with the song, especially given its title and theme.
I haven't said much about the melody, and that's because it's perfect. I wish I could say more, but there isn't anything I can say other than it is among the nicest melodies I have ever heard.
Perfect minimalist percussion. Nothing more is necessary. Actually, I kind of do prefer it without the snare at the end, but that's just me. Evidently, other people like it. I've just always passionately hated marching snares; I don't think they ever sound good.
I really enjoy how the song trails off at the end, but it feels like the notes aren't going anywhere. I feel like maybe they should be going towards a particular note or just slowly climbing a nice chord.
Go fuck yourself.
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Believe it or not, I stumbled upon this track thanks to one of those horrible "b" spinoff Flash submissions (your song was the only good part). I'm really glad I happened to be B/Ping though, because I don't often look through a bunch of artists' tracks at a time; I usually only check out 2 or 3 at a time. There's a good chance I may not have found this one, though that's debatable, since it is among your most recent submissions.
This track is just so amazing. Excellent job with every instrument (and I'm counting the samples as instruments because they're so well used/played). I love the percussion, your lead, and just everything.
The melody is very nice and soothing. This song reminds me of some great VG games out there (and the animated version of Tarzan for some reason, lol).
I seriously can't think of ONE SINGLE LITTLE THING this song could use. It's perfect IMO.
Professional sound. Beautifully mixed. Fived and favorited :D
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