Score: 10

"Niceness."

submission: Blush Your Teeth

date: January 5, 2009

This one's really COOL.

When I say COOL, I mean it in the proper sense of the word. Not COOL like cold, not COOL like "hey that was COOL" but COOL like "I'm the biggest dick motherfucker you know. Be COOL, brother."

Awesome work. I could see myself sharing a dance with the old man over your headless body.

Score: 7

"LOL"

submission: -Meteor-

date: October 29, 2008

Ahahaha, I loved it.

It wasn't as filthy-dirty-funny as Vomit, perhaps, but it was still gory and charming. I love how you play upbeat music while all the violence goes on. It makes it all so much more fun.

Nice work! I look forward to seeing more from you. Always remember me as your first fan.

Fived!

P.S. Excellent penis mutilation!

Score: 8

"Interesting."

submission: Pink Worm

date: September 14, 2008

I quite enjoyed it. I definitely see the David Firth influence other people are talking about, specifically when the two characters are conversing inside the green room. I loved the audio you chose for that as well.

I like what you've done with my song. It definitely has a melancholic feel to it, and you really got that.

I really love the color combination of yellow and pink. It looks really good when the man is walking across and the pink trees are blowing in the wind.

I just have a few criticisms: At the beginning, when the worm opens its mouth and speaks, I find it's too big of a jump from the silence to that sound. Also, the sound was a little bit harsh.

Nice work! I look forward to seeing more from you.

Score: 7

"Deliciously Gratuitous Filth and Violence"

submission: Vomit

date: August 20, 2008

Hahaha, nice job. Very enjoyable. It was good fun. Is this really your first flash? It's much better than the majority of firsts I see arriving in the Portal. You should definitely make some more!

I'm so glad it finally passed!

Score: 10

"YES."

submission: Harry The Harlequin Fetus

date: August 17, 2008

I've been waiting for your next submission quite impatiently. I am so mofuckin pleased! I love the major switch you take in this one; it begins very up-beat and happy and then the downward spiral begins.

The shit in the hospital is just amazingly freaky. Scary stuff -- WELL DONE. Those who know me know I have a thing for fetuses, so I was immediately pleased when I saw the title.

Nice work. I love what you do.

Score: 7

"Points for originality"

submission: Insane Maze 1.5

date: July 30, 2008

I hate mouse maze games. The Portal sees tons of them every day, all of them horribly made MS Paint looking mazes with giant red dot endings.

You did something good, though. You managed to take the game and make it interesting. Nice work on the obstacles. You made a mouse maze game worth playing!

It is clear that you put effort into it. The overall presentation was good.

I think the game suffered from a lack of diversity of music. I didn't much like the song you chose, and it would have been nice to see (hear) a few more songs. Glad you chose from the AP, though :)

As well as more songs, I think you would have benefited from some way to mute the music (or go between tracks if you had had more than one).

You should have a button to go back to the main menu from the 'Level Passwords' screen.

One thing I would have liked as well (because I feel it would have added to the presentation) would be if you had created your own cursor rather than keeping it the default. It could be something simple; just a little something to keep the presentation consistent and maybe give a better idea about the mouse's boundaries (though I know it's all about the point of the mouse).

Nice job!

Score: 7

"Very promising."

submission: Spin 2

date: July 8, 2008

This has the potential to be an awesome game. It's quite fun, very addictive, and unique! Nice job. I liked the simplicity of it.

What you ABSOLUTELY need is some music. Get a good bouncing soundtrack (check out the Audio Portal! There's tons of good music if you look for it) and that will keep players entertained longer. If you REALLY wanted to go all out, you could make the game synchronize with the music, too. It's a pretty popular technique used in Flash games right now, and I think it would really work with your idea.

There's some room for improvement presentation-wise, too. You should use a less recognizable and more interesting in-game font than Times New Roman. There are lots of free fonts out there. Check out dafont.com. Also, maybe you could have some animation going on in the background instead of a plain black screen. Maybe themed levels?

That's pretty much all I've got to say. I liked it! Great gameplay. Just work on a few things and this could be a gem.

Score: 10

"Nicely done."

submission: Bad Baby

date: May 9, 2008

Loved it. Great trippy stuff going on. Looked really cool, sound was good, and it didn't make sense. Thumbs up!

Score: 10

"Incredible..."

submission: Shroomy Chaos / Paranoia

date: December 22, 2007

I've been checking out your older Flash submissions because I love what I've seen so far, and I think I've just discovered a new favorite.

Nothing short of amazing.

I absolutely loved the artwork, and you really managed to translate some difficult things into the animation. Great choice of music. It fit the scenes perfectly and absolutely helped in creating your atmosphere.

Well done. I'm extremely impressed.

Score: 10

"Amazing."

submission: SAATANA

date: December 15, 2007

I loved it. It had that violent-psychedelic "get away" vibe that I loved about PERKELE. I'm really happy you chose to use my song in your submission, and I love what you've done with it.

Great stuff -- recommending it to ultra-violence.